How to Identify Dark Icon at the Airport

I’m the black guy wearing black jeans, black sunglasses, and a dark colored shirt. If I’m wearing an undershirt, it’s black.
Jacket? Dark gray. Or black.
Black shoes, black socks, and a black backpack on my back.
Luggage? Black.
And to help identify my luggage on the baggage carousel, I have a ribbon tied around the handle.
What color is the ribbon?


Shut up.


  1. nate, October 23, 2007:

    Pink ribbon? How can they lose that?

    I was picturing you in either a Jason Brooks outfit, or Cole. Either way I imagine you have plenty of space to yourself.

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