It had come all this way to study us. Learn our weaknesses and report back. But we weren’t worried about what it might tell its masters. Judging from the snarling, snapping, tearing sounds on the other side of the fence, it should have spent less time on US and more time studying Roy’s pit bulls.

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That’s how it would REALLY end. At least in my part of town.

1. WeREwOLf, November 9, 2007:

   Made me laugh. Good one.

2. udgang99, November 10, 2007:

   Ha – great story.

   Do you take flash-requests? -Make one about “sentient mice”.

3. WeREwOLf, November 10, 2007:

   “Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take ov–”

   Ah, y’know.

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