Pop Quiz on Cubicle Etiquette

One Question:

You walk past somebody’s cube. Their computer is positioned so that their back is to the opening of the cube (NOT by choice, I might add). Looking over their shoulder you see iTunes up on one monitor, and on the other you see some code that the person is deeply in thought over. Headphones are on. Do you:

A: Keep walking. Either come back later, or send him an email.
B: Walk up behind him and slap your hands down on his shoulders.
C: Grab the back of his chair and shake it.
D: Wiggle your fingers in front of the monitor he’s looking at.
E: Sit down behind him, sigh heavily, and wait.

Only one choice is correct. All the other choices will get a stapler shoved down your throat sideways, you rude motherfuckers.

Oh yeah… if somebody touches me again I swear I’m gonna try to jam an entire file cabinet into one of their eye sockets and yank it out the other. Do NOT Touch Dark Icon. Do Not.


  1. Kragon, February 27, 2008:

    So I take it one of these incidents happened to you today….

    Yeah, that would annoy the hell out of me too.

  2. WeREwOLf, February 27, 2008:

    I find C to be the most amusing option myself. Oh, that’s NOT the right answer?

    My bad. :D

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