Comments on: Review: Beowulf (2007)

By: nate

nate — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:27:55 +0000

Finally saw this one. I guess I didn’t realize the whole thing was CGI. I wasn’t overly impressed. Grendel was pretty awesome, but that’s about it. Angelina looked like a damn fine mannequin, but that’s about it. At least the versin with Christopher Lambert in it showed nipples, and they weren’t CGI!

This was still a better movie than Casino Royale, which was better than Quantum of Solace. Yep, they’re now ruining Bond.

By: DarkIcon

DarkIcon — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:42:36 +0000

It’s a good rent. But I’m definitely glad i didn’t see it at the theater. And the story is surprisingly faithful at the BEGINNING. But right when Beowulf confronts Grendel’s mother, it goes into WTF territory.

By: Kragon

Kragon — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:31:30 +0000

I am kind of afraid to see it. I was scared about how bad Hollywood would shred the hell out of it…

But then again. I guess it won’t be too bad to drop down three bucks and rent it to find out for myself.

By: DarkIcon

DarkIcon — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:56:06 +0000

“Please tell me that the CGI boobs are worth having to put up with bare man ass.”

Frankly… no.

By: nate

nate — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:54:03 +0000

I haven’t seen this version yet, but it’s on my list. Please tell me that the CGI boobs are worth having to put up with bare man ass.

I saw another version of this movie starring Christopher Lambert. Yeah, the guy from Highlander. It was ok, but didn’t really follow the original story either.