Female Coworker: “I like appletinis. I think they taste good, have you ever had one?”
Dark Icon: “No. I’m a man.”

Guess you had to be there.

1. WeREwOLf, June 12, 2008:

   Yuengling Lager. White Russians. One is amber beer brewed in America’s oldest brewery at the maximum alcohol level to still legally be called “beer” and not malt liquor, and tastes infinitely better than any of the piss-water from the Midwest. The other is a sweet coffee-flavored mixed alcoholic beverage that will kick your ass up to your ears while you enjoy every second of it.

   Everything else is “lite”.

   And for everyone who dismisses the idea of getting fucked up on a drink that tastes like a coffee milkshake, either:
   A) You’re not mixing ‘em right; or
   B) You never even HAD one and you’re talking out your ass.

2. raykendo, June 13, 2008:

   That’s hilarious. I’ve had to use that line a time or two.

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