Normally, I don’t like explaining the obvious, but sometimes I just can’t resist:
Wife: “Why was the door to your office locked?”
Dark Icon: “It was locked?”
Wife: “Yes!”
Dark Icon: “…hmm… wait, how’d you know it was locked?”
Wife: “Because I tried to go in and the door wouldn’t open.”
Dark Icon: “That’s why it was locked.”
Ha! I’ve had a similar conversation before. But it was with my daughter. Nice.
Goddamn, that was shoot-beer-out-nose funny.