Actual Conversation, part four

The wife and I are watching one of those cheesy SciFi Channel movies. I think this one was about an alligator or some such. There was a scene where this little kid rides his bike into the swamp and the alligator makes its appearance…. and they go to commercial. The following exchange occurs while we wait:

Wife: “What do you think’s gonna happen!?”
Dark Icon: “…ummm… why you asking me?”
Wife: “Well you’re the writer, right?”
Dark Icon: “I didn’t write THIS one. But I can tell you what would happen if I had written it.”
Wife: “What?”
Dark Icon: “The kid dies. Horribly. I always kill the kids because people think they’re untouchable. So they always die in my stories.”
Wife: “You’re disturbing.”

…after the commercial, the movie continues. The kid dies. Horribly.

Wife: “I hate you.”


  1. udgang99, June 19, 2008:

    heh heh … did you write the new Aliens vs Predator? The kid dies … horribly!

  2. DarkIcon, June 19, 2008:

    And that’s when I knew I was going to love that movie. It’s like they put that scene in there just for me.

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