Comments on: My offer still stands

By: WizardofOz

WizardofOz — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:04:37 +0000

I am not, as a general rule, a “call the cops” kind of guy. But sure as shit would become one in a hurry with that going on.

I with you, my dogs don’t bark because they know they better not unless its something incredibly damn important. I expect other people to teach their dogs the same manners.

In your case, I’d call the cops. They will require that the owners get their dogs to shut up … or the cops will have animal control haul the muts away.

By: raykendo

raykendo — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:04:35 +0000

You don’t have to shoot ‘em, when a steak with rat poison will work just as good. Quieter, but a bit more suffering. Then the neighbors wonder who the sick fuck is that would do that, and you’d probably be blamed, anyway.

Then again, you could always lie to your neighbors. Ask them to bring the dogs in. Tell them your wife has a migraine and she can’t sleep it off because of them. If they’re decent folk, they’ll bring them in, and be annoyed by the dogs barking on the inside. Repeat as necessary.

By: epm

epm — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:40:07 +0000

Solution = teach.
I am home writting a test that I will apply tomorrow, in the last test there was a classroom where the average grade was 3 (out of ten).
My neighboors right at the other side of the wall have an unknown number of kids, they think that Jesus Christ is deaf and have an anoying dog that for some reason is silent today. But the kids are NOT and the stereo is not also.
What I will do? Lets say that the average grade of those students will fall to 2 or less. Keeping them in university will just mean squandering public money (public university) anyway.
Besides, if nobody poisoned that dog yet … they say that bread with fine particles of glass is perfect to solve these problems.

OK … just kiding about the kids, their noise even calms me down a little, the stereo … they reduced the volume a bit once I started to complain quite loudly from this side, besides the walls are thick and made of mortar. Just by closing the window the level of sound dropped a lot.
But the dog … I know my country, … maybe it is silent because someone already poisoned it. Unfortunately poor people here do not eat dogs, only cats,… and use their fur to make drums.

By: Kragon

Kragon — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:44:53 +0000

That shit is still going on…damn dude. Needless to say my problem disappeared when my neighbor moved. So I’m cool up here. My only problem of that nature these days is when my own two dogs decide to play a game call “Lets Annoy The Living Shit Out Of Our Master.” But that just takes a flying boot to stop that horseshit.

But yeah, Like I said back in January, I believe, I can’t help ya brother. Unless I suddenly develop Klein’s ability. Then I could just Superbullet their brains across the yard for ya.

And as a added bonus I could take care of the neighbor too. Free of charge of course. It always help to go to the root of the source.

By: WeREwOLf

WeREwOLf — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:20:25 +0000

This post was delayed a few minutes because it took me that long to stop laughing so hard I thought I was gonna cough up a lung. Thanks for reminding me to quit smoking.

Dude, I’d take you up on your offer, but there’s one small problem (other than air fare, legal repercussions, etc.): These maniacal rants of yours are Pure Fucking Gold(tm).

But if it makes ya feel any better, and I know it doesn’t but I’m gonna bring it up anyway, I have the same damned problem with MY new neighbors and their two canine monsters. Right. Fucking. Downstairs. Not across the street. Not next door. IN my apartment building. Under my goddamn BED. Of course, WHEN they decide to start barking seems completely arbitrary and random. It could be at the sound of one of the other tenants wandering home (like me). The sound of a loud vehicle going by. The sound of someone snoring. The sound of two rabbits fucking on the other side of town… hell, I dunno. Maybe in dog-years they’re engaging in barking fits “once daily” and that’s actually seven times a day. Whatever. Point is, I’m right there in the same boat with ya man.

I say we just fucking sink it and call it a day.

By: rexmo

rexmo — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:45:11 +0000

You REALLY need to check out some books by George Hayduke… you know the crazy ex-special forces treehugging beerdrinking Bonnie Abzug fucking earth firster that destroyed all the heavy equipment in “The Monkey Wrench Gang” Well he wrote a whole series of books one called… “Screw Your Neighbor” Seriously, some good reading…another: “Get Even”