I’m sorry.
I’m really sorry.
But when I saw the following photo and headline on CNN.com just now, I immediately knew why the supposed ‘crime’ was committed:
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BOOM! Headshot! It’s the only way to take ‘em down.
Of course, if all you’ve got is a machete…
(I really AM sorry, but it honestly WAS the first thing I thought of!)

I saw a link to this story on another message board, posted in the category titled “Religion of Peace Alert”.
That was the SECOND thing I thought of.